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CLINT EASTWOOD - The Boogie Man may check his closet for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Clint Eastwood.


TAGS: clint eastwood chuck norris badass
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Dagger323

manos - February 4, 2014, 6:42 am
how effin true! if you hadnt made this poster i would. eastwood is a leage of his own
Valymar - December 26, 2012, 10:09 pm
Arrrr, I love Clint Eastwood. Thanks for this. :)
Dagger323 - October 21, 2011, 12:26 am
Thank you x 6 XD
Tarapin - September 25, 2011, 4:46 pm
And Clint checks his lawn for "Damn Kids"
Dagger323 - September 24, 2011, 5:51 am
Glad you enjoyed it :D
ladystarscream - September 24, 2011, 2:38 am
i like this one!!!
ICEMAN - September 23, 2011, 1:47 am
Nice x 5.


THE MIDDLE EAST - And we wonder why these guys kill themselves...




EASTER - Has been cancelled


TAGS: easter cancelled dog rabbit
Rating: 4.14/5

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agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 8:43 am
Really? I know this isn't original... not by a longshot.


EASTER BUNNY? - what Easter Bunny?


TAGS: bunny easter lab hunting dog
Rating: 2.77/5

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Aurielius - October 21, 2015, 9:54 am
Being a gun dog owner this amused me, especially the lab's expression.


CAN'T AFFORD HEALTH INSURANCE - Go to the airport, you'll get a free x-ray, breast exam and if you mention Al Qaeda you will get a free colonoscopy


TAGS: tsa breast examination xray colonoscopy
Rating: 4.76/5

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mariand - August 16, 2011, 5:36 am
LOL... 5o funny


CREEPY BUNNIES -


TAGS: bunny easter creepy bunnies happy
Rating: 4.6/5

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marlygirl - April 24, 2011, 3:29 pm
bringin back scary memories...5LOL
Feasibly - April 24, 2011, 1:30 pm
LOL!
Sean - April 24, 2011, 1:01 pm
No problem. And I get where you're coming from. I have a cousin who's retarded.
LeightonESmith - April 24, 2011, 4:30 am
Ah... ok... Sarcasim does not tranlate well across the internet without the sarcastic font I've been lobbying for. ;-p Just as long as you not a member of the fun police I'll take a chill pill and stfu
Sean - April 21, 2011, 10:12 pm
*change "with" to "will" please
Sean - April 21, 2011, 10:11 pm
Believe it or not, sometimes we here at MotiFake don't precisely mean what we say. And some of us with even say the exact opposite out of something called "jest."
LeightonESmith - April 21, 2011, 8:32 pm
Sean, you're a massive douche bag. On what grounds are you "outraged"? Are you bunny #4?
Sean - April 21, 2011, 6:08 pm
This poster is an outrage! I demand that it be taken down immediately!!!
Hawamleh - April 20, 2011, 6:35 pm
Cubby is from Hawaii, which is nice.
Airman - April 20, 2011, 10:44 am
he will always be king. Period. He was Motitwisting then Moti After Dark. That is where a lot of the posters from Culos and Cubby were headed. I have vacation coming, so someone else can have it
LeightonESmith - April 20, 2011, 9:41 am
i was hoping for something more dramatic like he was feeling threaten by airman and got narky that he stopped getting good scores and deleted his account before he slipped into obscurity.... ;-)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2011, 9:22 am
"King" is based on the last 14 says worth of submissions....everyone takes a break once in a while, He's probably at "M.A.D" (you know how he loves to use pics of pretty "ladies" (I use that term loosely).
LeightonESmith - April 20, 2011, 8:11 am
just out of curiosity can someone explain to me why cubby isn't king of motifake anymore (and not on the ladder at all?) Did he retire?
IxCHIEFxI - April 19, 2011, 7:24 am
The one on the bottom right earned you 5Ls alone. Awesome
tellitlikeitis - April 19, 2011, 7:01 am
Totally disturbing. I thought there was only creepy Santa's. 5 l's.


EASTER EGG HUNTS CANCELLED -




THE BOTTOM LINE -




STONECOLD STARE - Did the temperature just drop several degrees?


TAGS: clint eastwood
Rating: 4.85/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 12, 2014, 8:45 pm
Clint was a weakling, Steve McQueen was the king of everything!
Feasibly - June 4, 2011, 7:03 pm
Hail to the king of bad a55ery!
Brawler - June 4, 2011, 6:39 pm
That's for sure:)
DarthKauloz - June 4, 2011, 6:37 pm
Awesome! Good ol'Clint! Not many can do the stare-down like him!


EASTER BUNNY -


TAGS: never buy weed easter bunny
Rating: 4.46/5

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lolforever2903 - December 9, 2013, 8:24 pm
4:24
lolforever2903 - December 9, 2013, 8:23 pm
In my last comment it said it was 8:22 pm. But I'm in Alaska, so it's actually 4:22 pm. Oh, now it's 4:23
lolforever2903 - December 9, 2013, 8:22 pm
Nice pun there. I want some Easter Bunny weed!


HAPPY EASTER - FROM THE EASTER TROOPER.




CLINT EASTWOOD - is pro-get off my lawn.


TAGS: clint eastwood gran torino
Rating: 4.85/5

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jackandsally - December 23, 2011, 8:22 am
ROTFLMAO


HAPPY EASTER -


TAGS: cartoon character family guy stewie evil plan easter
Rating: 4/5

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MissPriss - March 29, 2013, 3:27 pm
Too bad...should of waited. I've got a "plus" poster coming soon...as soon as I can word it right...and there's some bunnies let me tell ya! Appreciate the 5 hun!
Silverheart - March 29, 2013, 2:13 pm

I volunteer to face this army of chocolate bunnie5.


OH MY GOD!!! - Its that dreaded beast from South America! The Chupasofa!!!




THE EASTER BUNNY - Taking a well deserved break. My ass would need soothing after shooting out all those eggs too.


TAGS: easter bunny drinks cc i would have held out for at least rc
Rating: 4.06/5

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phydeaux - April 4, 2010, 5:22 pm
but....they were all done drunk.....guess I should stick to vodka then...
GreyScorpion - April 4, 2010, 2:28 pm
fido, I think I prefer your drunk posters better ;) 5L


FACIAL HAIR - It makes (or breaks) the man. Where are you on the chart?


TAGS: at least im not lower than hitler
Rating: 4.62/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 1, 2012, 4:08 pm
Wow... If this poster holds truth then shockingly I am third from most trustworthy facial hair types you get... 5 Razors to you!
ICEMAN - April 29, 2010, 6:18 pm
Looks like I'm a combination of the 'handlebar' & the 'chin tuft' with a little bit of the 'wolverine' thrown in.
R.S.Jake - April 29, 2010, 4:45 pm
As a matter of fact it's hard to tell what if any facial hair anyone on here has...I don't even have the same stash that my avatar has...much to my dissapointment.
R.S.Jake - April 29, 2010, 4:41 pm
Just growing a stash to go with it gets you almost to the top! And if I knew you had a goat MWLF, I would have named it after you, but I didn't know.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - April 29, 2010, 4:37 pm
As a goateed individual, I take umbrage at the arrangement of these facial hair types. I especially don't like being lumped in with Jesse James.
R.S.Jake - April 27, 2010, 6:03 pm
@ usaf1995, It was a good natured ribbing to one of our resident scary clowns. Besides, the clown hair and nose wouldn't have looked as good if it were green or even orange.
usaf1995 - April 27, 2010, 5:25 pm
ummm why is "the hitler" above "scary clown"? still i give 5 lions nice one
Ed-Hyde - April 27, 2010, 10:36 am
I'm very trustworthy. I'm a webmaster, you can definitely trust me.
ICEMAN - April 26, 2010, 6:19 pm
5 thin wispy ones Jake, nice.
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 5:55 pm
WOW!!! Im just glad you made it thru and didn't O.D on a protein overdose.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 5:55 pm
LOL! Sorry to hear that Matt. Well, you know what they say, easy come easy go.
Fatt Matt - April 26, 2010, 5:49 pm
No, she wouldn't let me skip it. Worst 3 weeks of my life. Made lots of friends tho...
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 5:42 pm
And yes, Culinary School would be magic! Not sure if the wife will let me go though.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 5:41 pm
So Matt, your wife won't let you go to Blow Job School?
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 5:40 pm
ROR!! Yea i got slapped when i brought up the stripper pole aerobics class the offer at the local community college but hit a home run with the culinary school.
Fatt Matt - April 26, 2010, 5:31 pm
Genius!!! You're my hero FP. And the best part is, I'd bet she WANTED to go. So there wasn't that awkward conversation like I had about blow job school.
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 5:23 pm
Well just do what im doing and send your ol lady to culinary school! It is worth every penny!!!
Fatt Matt - April 26, 2010, 5:11 pm
at least you get bitter almonds Jake. I've got to fish out my own toaster leavin's
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 4:59 pm
OK, OK , so you don't like Moobie, sorry, I was just tryin' it out. I can make a pretty mean sammich myself, I never really trust my wife enough to be alone in the kitchen, all her cooking tastes like bitter almonds.
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:57 pm
ROR! Nice, must have been the other Mooooooooooooooooooo with only 18 o's then. Itsa common mistake.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:48 pm
You obviously don't know my mom....are you last in line? (I hate that bitch)
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:43 pm
Not grounds for divorce... i mean whenever your mom leaves me she always packs the fridge with good eats. Maybe she should pass some lessons onto the misses?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:42 pm
Moobie?....you wanna go?......I'll eat your kids too......."I love children, but I can never eat a whole one"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:39 pm
No....is that grounds for divorce?
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 4:39 pm
No worries Moobie, I didn't know the situation, I'd be cranky too! No Sammiches! The Horror!
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:37 pm
Thats terrible, she didnt make you a whole bunch of stuff and label it in the fridge with the appropriate microwave times?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:35 pm
er.... sorry? Mrs.moooooooooo is out of town and no one is making me sammiches.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:33 pm
klaatu barada nikto klaatu barada nikto klaatu barada nikto klaatu barada nikto
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 4:32 pm
Hmmmm, do I need to add a category under Scary Clown for a "Sober Mooooo"? He's cranky!
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:30 pm
Lets not talk about eating my kiddos Moooooooooooooooooooo. There is plenty of more Jameson's at the store.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:27 pm
You're dead to me....I will eat your children.....Pass the hot sauce.
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:20 pm
I will give it back but it wont have whiskey in it anymore, it might have gas and a flaming towel hanging out of it. Moltov cocktails are always a good party favor, anyways the bottle is empty so unless you collect them i see you needing no use for it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:18 pm
That's my whiskey....give it back!!!
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:17 pm
Bad a$$ pic courtesy of FattMatt!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:15 pm
WTF is up with that avatar face?.....It's making me thirsty..
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:05 pm
That was only once and i didn't know... it was a bit gamey anyways, wouldn't try it again. Like a fine wine a person has to be aged properly before eating. Also a good blend of spices or a homeade dry rub is always good.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 4:03 pm
Well, Face, there is the whole eating children thing...
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 3:59 pm
Aww come on, really Jake. This hurts... no not really at all. Im not sure if its a compliment or an insult to be rated lower that Hitler? J/k! Good poster sir!
Kung-Fu Devil - April 26, 2010, 3:23 pm
Nice edit! haha. But I do not appear on this list, so I am only giving it 4.99L, and then rounding it up to the nearest lion.
GreyScorpion - April 26, 2010, 3:18 pm
5 unsavory disasters for you!!
Fatt Matt - April 26, 2010, 3:15 pm
HAHAHA! I always had doubts about faceplant... you can't deny it if it's on a graph.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 3:10 pm
OK, so it's a day early.


9 Months -


TAGS: cars baby love hobbies breasts
Rating: 4.6/5

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vindicator - July 19, 2014, 3:49 am
Thanks Reality Lord, I just might do that
Reality Lord - July 1, 2014, 8:00 am

ps...and welcome to the site. if i can be of any help plz feel free to drop me a line.
Reality Lord - July 1, 2014, 7:59 am

hey new guy...well done dude. real cute. think about dropping this over to motitwist as well. it's our inspirational sister-site. the grumpy old admin there should love it.


EASTER - I never understood how we got "rabbits lay coloful eggs" out of "Jesus is coming back from the dead. It all makes sense now




COLORED CHICKS - are especially lovely at Eastertime


TAGS: easter animals
Rating: 3.56/5

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Sean - March 11, 2014, 4:37 pm
Dude. Jus' sayin'.


THIS IS SPARTA!!! - And now, as then, a beast approaches...


TAGS: sparta beast police greece dog
Rating: 3.21/5

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agdaniele - September 15, 2010, 8:52 am
Could've used a better quote from the movie - don't always go for the obvious. "we did what we were trained to do, what we were bred to do, what we were born to do"


UNIBROW -


TAGS: unibrow middle eastern europe chick broad
Rating: 2/5

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ANON - April 11, 2009, 4:55 pm
Can I haz Unibrow sax?


EASTER -


TAGS: easter groundhog day
Rating: 4.06/5

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djinnyf - April 25, 2011, 11:17 am
Laughing too much!! xx
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 24, 2011, 7:55 pm
Something like that......y'all
Sean - April 24, 2011, 7:53 pm
He probably now thinks that the E-Mailman is stalking him. Otherwise how would buddy know where to deliver them e-mails at all them different locations?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 24, 2011, 7:32 pm
My dad was shocked when he learned (last year) that he could check his e-mail from computers other than the one in his house..So it's unlikely that he could navigate Motifake past the front page. Thanks though Bunny man, I just felt I needed to come clean
Sean - April 24, 2011, 7:27 pm
Oh yeah? Well your Old Man never bothered to tell it in poster form, because, I guess we're just not good enough for him, eh? So Mr. Funnydrawers senior is outta luck and you get the win on this one.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 24, 2011, 10:50 am
I was informed yesterday that I did not come up with this joke, apparently my dad has been telling it for years.....It must have been some kind of subconscious thing. I apologize for taking credit for it.
Master - April 23, 2011, 1:16 pm
That comment-parser is particularly FAILing!
Master - April 23, 2011, 1:15 pm
Six more weeks of spring! That stops us going directly from winter to summer, as seems to happen where I live. http://www.holiday-wars.com/blog/2010/07/15/2010-hw-000/ reveals all about the bunny!
Sean - April 22, 2011, 11:38 pm
Imaginary deity to imaginary WHATZIT? Your obvious anti-rabbitism most offensive, ya fat cow! Just stick to making fun of other people's religions, or ... I just don't know what. Sheesh.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 22, 2011, 11:22 pm
Imaginary deity to imaginary Bunny....seems simple to me.
WTFO - April 22, 2011, 11:07 pm
I just want to know how we went from the crucifixion, to the resurrection to...chocolate bunnies, marshmallow peeps and painted eggs. There must be some steps in there they didn't tell us about.
Sean - April 22, 2011, 10:39 pm
Unless Mooooooooooooooooooooooooo is driving, and decides to take the highway. That's when this sissy gets out to walk, or hop as the case may be.
Sean - April 22, 2011, 10:37 pm
Let's see now: Moooooooooooooooooo's theological musings, vs. God, in the form of His only son, died for our sins so that He wouldn't have to, in all His omnipotence, send us to Hell for our sins. I think I'm with Moooooooooooooooooooooooooo on this.
Feasibly - April 22, 2011, 10:29 pm
Forgive me Lord...for I have chuckled at this poster...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 22, 2011, 10:19 pm
Thanks guys, It just came to me while I was driving to work (focusing on the highway is for sissies)
Greeny - April 22, 2011, 9:52 pm
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!
Sean - April 22, 2011, 9:35 pm
Love it. And unlike Airman's truly wicked entry, I'm not afraid of going straight to Hell by looking at it. *gulp*


CUSTOMER SUPPORT - Giving you precisely correct and totally useless information. when you need it most.


TAGS: at least it s a human
Rating: 4.38/5

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tatespa - September 27, 2012, 9:22 am
In a foreign dialect!!!


THE EASTER BUNNY - He hasn't been the same since he stopped at Chompers' house.




EASTER BUNNY - The only Holiday dinner that delivers itself.




BREAST IMPLANTS - You're Doing It Wrong.


TAGS: breast implants wrong
Rating: 2.7/5

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Scorpio7 - November 22, 2008, 12:37 am
"He's strong to the finish, 'cause he ate his Spinach..."
Rogue - June 13, 2008, 11:40 am
I like. xD


THIS KID - just found out he'll be breast feeding for 6 more months




EVOLUTION -


TAGS: life time woman human nature origin ape redhead sexy cleavage cat celeb actress breast
Rating: 3.96/5

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Ra Metla - October 27, 2009, 2:02 am
I'm Sorry...Could Someone Read t. Caption To Me...it's hard...to concentrate...one handed...


PHILO BEDDOE - He Kicked Tank Murdock's Ass, I'm Pretty Sure He Can Kick Yours.




MORAL STARE -


TAGS: life time human nature control mind power clint eastwood 1930
Rating: 3.52/5

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StephanieTash - October 14, 2010, 7:04 am
ha ha!! research paper help
Reason - October 22, 2009, 4:33 pm
clint eastwood. This is the face of death


THANKSGIVING -


TAGS: thanksgiving holiday feast wtf
Rating: 3.43/5

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what about the... - August 5, 2009, 5:05 pm
Imagine if the Indians had given us a chicken. We would all be having Cock.


PEZ - Sometimes it's a religion.




Angelina Jolie -


TAGS: angelina jolie breast cancer treatment
Rating: 4.17/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 5, 2015, 2:57 pm
If you're referring to a time when they were - how should we say - full, then yes. However when she started looking borderline anorexic and they were already shriveling up, I think THAT is when the bemoaning should've began. :-D
Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 2:04 pm
Can I bemoan the loss of her tit to the rest of us?
falloutghoul - June 14, 2013, 9:13 am
Thus is the vice of for-profit medical practices at the use of corporations.


EASTER - For 364 days a year people don't give a shit about me, but when it comes to free chocolate suddenly I become everyone's friend.


TAGS: easter bunny is pissed
Rating: 4.25/5

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Cloudchaser - March 27, 2010, 10:32 am
Where chocolate Easter eggs come from http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/dre0942l.jpg


666 -


TAGS: beast demons hawties cute cubby
Rating: 4.5/5

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HammerofHeeb - November 15, 2010, 10:23 am
If this is how the apocalypse comes down on us, and these end up being zombies, I am screwed. And undead. FML...Thanks for the public service announcement.
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 2:59 am
Just like the devil's minions cubby.... you can't have 'em!
ICEMAN - November 14, 2010, 11:19 pm
Only the devil uses the word " awoken". Or those that rule the chickfake. ;)


BRING ME - Solo and the Wookie. They shall pay for this outrage.


TAGS: easter christmas story jabba okami
Rating: 4.42/5

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Sean - April 24, 2011, 9:12 pm
Until the end there I thought you were talking about Star Wars. And for some reason the bunny heads as the feet and hands always reminds me of Tremors -- the tenticle thingys that each end in a toothy mouth.
tellitlikeitis - April 24, 2011, 9:04 pm
One of my all time favourite movies-- 5 lovely leg lamps for you.


EASTER - It has been a very traumatic holiday ever since my childhood ...




IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY -


TAGS: crucifixion easter friday music okami
Rating: 3.24/5

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Reality Lord - May 28, 2011, 2:27 pm

catchy tune....you should make a video. wait.....


CLINT AND HIS INVISIBLE FRIEND -


TAGS: clint eastwood
Rating: 2.89/5

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Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:31 pm
Not senile. But pro-choice, for gun control, pro-environment, pro-evolution, anti-Guantonamo, pro auto bailouts ... so to recap, NOT senile, just lost ... and possibly a week early. P.s.: hilarious poster that is not disrespectful of the Clintster.
Airman - September 5, 2012, 12:54 pm
this was NEVER meant as any put down of clint.. I laughed while he did it. some of the internet stuff on it has been funny though.. but Clint rules
Reality Lord - September 1, 2012, 7:19 pm

NOPE...keep your political views over at the latrine we set up for it. this is about a great man having some fun and being ridiculed by BOTH parties. mooooo is right...they should be ashamed.
Ferrarello - September 1, 2012, 5:48 pm
What's "odd" about an old Legend making the President look like a fool and the invisible suit that he is ?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 1, 2012, 4:53 pm
*speech.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 1, 2012, 4:53 pm
I agree, Clint seemed perfectly normal to me, I thought he was funny. I have no problem with this poster, but the people calling him senile to discredit his speach politically should be ashamed of themselves.
maoworks2 - September 1, 2012, 3:32 pm
Chuck Norris Who ?
Reality Lord - September 1, 2012, 12:41 pm

not odd...not "off". what bugs me is they are now trying to make a fool of the man. this is eastwood FFS. the only guy alive that chuck norris is afraid of. VOTE CLINT!!!
Reality Lord - September 1, 2012, 12:40 pm

nope..i didn't find eastwoods speech off. the man spoke with humor, integrity, and passion...something romney totally lacks. i'd vote for clint tomorrow...no shit.
EmilioDumphque - August 31, 2012, 6:55 pm
Laffin' 'til I'm wippin' away tears! He should have reminded them not to cut-up nor harm no whores too!


QUOTH THE RAVEN -


TAGS: raven is her name teen titans beast boy
Rating: 3.73/5

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mariana - October 24, 2009, 12:09 pm
i love teen titans (especially raven and beast boy)now that i no it was you who made this i got 2 say thanks!! this always makes me laugh!!
omnia - September 27, 2009, 7:08 am
and i'm in that demographic
Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 4:45 pm
relevant*...another typo; I'm off my game.
Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 4:44 pm
Well, it is a small demographic: people who find Teen Titans relavent AND get the Poe reference. I just couldn't resist making it, though.
Firefist Ace - September 26, 2009, 4:27 pm
Too epic for many to understand^^ 12 Lions!
Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 3:25 pm
Thanks, woody. I'm glad someone liked it. People seem to be voting low. I starting to suspect that I have my own personal sniper. *eyes shift back and forth*
Woodywood03a - September 26, 2009, 3:16 pm
That one is too funny!!!


THE EASTER BUNNY - He smells just like Santa.


TAGS: easter
Rating: 3.54/5

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familyghost - November 27, 2010, 1:15 pm
*hides from the evil bunny*


BERT AND OSAMA - We're pretty much dead now. Just admit it.


TAGS: bert osama bin laden terrorist middle east funny humor
Rating: 3.18/5

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Chopperliscious - October 23, 2009, 10:29 pm
Me likes!
Bartimaeus - October 23, 2009, 9:48 pm
lol They could have been seperated at birth! Practically twins!


MEANWHILE -


TAGS: guns middle east
Rating: 4.72/5

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Master - April 24, 2011, 4:54 pm
Is Texas really that horrible a place? It looks like it rains there every two or three years. . . Great moustache, though!
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:02 pm
Incidentally, I get all my late breaking news from MotiFake. Thanks for newsflash, EtherealDude!
Sean - April 21, 2011, 10:32 pm
Well I'll be damned. Looks like Texas has seceded from the Union.
marlygirl - April 21, 2011, 7:08 pm
5LOL'S
MPsniper - April 21, 2011, 7:02 pm
roflmao


PERSPECTIVE TAKE 2 -


TAGS: perspective beast evil cold women
Rating: 4.4/5

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coldinjected - January 23, 2011, 11:10 am
Yeah. I just tweaked it to get through. I though this was almost as funny but, you get through what you can.
Donkasaurus - January 21, 2011, 1:42 pm
Didn't you do almost this same poster, but with the last line reading something along the lines of "I'm supposed to trust you about the toilet seat?"
coldinjected - January 21, 2011, 1:23 pm
No closure necessary. I got mine. ALL that matters. But thank you.
culos - January 21, 2011, 12:45 pm
Word. But as a matter of interest, how did you get burned??? It sounds like a very personal experience so if you share we might be able to analyze the situation and help you find closure....


EASTER - CANCELLED -




HAPPY EASTER -




RANCOR -




HEINEKEN EASTER - I'm all down for that, let's drink !




EXCELLENCE - It's all about standing out.




NOW THAT... - is more like it.


TAGS: easter egg eggs dinosaur dinosaurs godzilla dino
Rating: 2.57/5

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If he's in it.... - October 31, 2008, 10:35 am
Cloverfield 2 will be awesome.
Charles - September 16, 2008, 7:11 pm
Awesome pic and nice caption. Easter Godzilla rocks! Melvin, Carl and all the rest!
Akyoyo - September 9, 2008, 4:24 pm
And what made you think that, anyway?
Akyoyo - September 9, 2008, 4:24 pm
I'm not an Atheist, I'm agnostic!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 3, 2008, 12:44 pm
Are you kidding me? I'd LOVE an Easter Godzilla!!
Sean - September 3, 2008, 3:01 am
Wow, Akyoyo, even for a fello atheist, you're fuckin' annoying. screw off, dude.


THE EGG HUNT -


TAGS: easter egg hunt quickie scarred for life
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

forseti - April 13, 2011, 10:49 am
LOL!
Sean - April 12, 2011, 8:51 pm
"Calling it a quickie doesn't fool anyone, you know?" --my wife
rerun - April 12, 2011, 7:04 pm

This can only be learned by 1st hand experience
NotoriousGIL - April 12, 2011, 3:10 pm
5 peeps! LOL
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 2:17 pm
5l! lol. Now I know....
tellitlikeitis - April 12, 2011, 12:31 pm
What has been seen, cannot be unseen. 5 Easter eggs RL.


SCIENTIFIC STUDY -


TAGS: breasts purpose biguns dave barry
Rating: 4.84/5

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DavidEMartin - November 20, 2011, 12:01 pm
Ah, sigh, Lana Wood..........
Neko - August 20, 2011, 10:34 pm
i stopped reading at "make males stupid" it was believable enough at that point lol
Budog - August 17, 2011, 4:38 am
More research is definitely needed... 5
mariand - August 17, 2011, 12:53 am
of cour5e


HAPPY EASTER - Let the egg hunt begin ...


TAGS: happy easter egg hunt begin
Rating: 4.39/5

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Budog - April 9, 2012, 3:57 am
I've got your eggs right here...
dy2012 - April 9, 2012, 3:40 am
Let's go find our Easter eggs, on this Easter Day. Easter eggs! Easter eggs! Don't you hide from me!
spypengen - April 8, 2012, 11:21 pm
is that a flower painting on the right or is it just me?*I just failed a gay test im shure*
axe11154 - April 8, 2012, 9:57 am
suldnt this be a motifake after dark
ughomer - April 7, 2012, 9:02 am
Maybe a sperm hunt as well?


HAPPY EASTER - Remember the lessons Easter teaches us: Like always make sure your hippie is dead before we bury him...




OH NO! - There's a huge lump on your chest!




ACCORDING TO THE SURGEON GENERAL - "The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breastplate open".


TAGS: heart breastplate bestway men sawopen
Rating: 4.38/5

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MissPriss - May 8, 2012, 2:09 pm
I know the other is actually allowing them one sporting event on the TV interruption free...put then the chore list never gets done!
lgvernon - May 8, 2012, 11:10 am

Nahhh, Prissy~~~You and I both know there are at least two other ways. One of them is food.


OVER THE TOP? - Nah...it's perfect! You're so talented. (I'll humor her...go get help...NOW!) I wouldn't have thought of it myself...


TAGS: easter girl insane crazy stalker
Rating: 4.25/5

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spacedog - April 4, 2010, 2:26 am
A spooky 5Ls.
sickartist - April 3, 2010, 11:26 pm
LMAO that could be my ex wife.


MUSHROOMS - Do NOT eat the ones on Easter Island!


TAGS: magic mushrooms easter island statues
Rating: 3.39/5

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LOLOLOL - June 25, 2009, 9:20 pm
HEY!... Did any of you dumb-dumbs give me gum gum?


LIGHTNING - “They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.” Clint Eastwood




BEASTIALITY -


TAGS: beastiality beauty and the beast
Rating: 3.07/5

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aesop's folly - November 13, 2009, 6:03 pm
furry joke


HYRULE - This explains so much.




DEATHSTROKE - Part-time supervillain, part-time pedophile.




Otherwise -


TAGS: freeman otherwise shoot this mutha fucka wanted beastly bloun
Rating: 1.83/5

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LogicDude - May 8, 2009, 1:20 pm
and if you aren't wearing glasses - that would be a crying shame - because then you'd be missing all the good parts of Cubbybear and MustyK's posters!
LogicDude - May 8, 2009, 1:19 pm
Umm, HAHA, is that a stupid way of implying the old "they all look alike" line? All of your previous comments were towards Obama and this clearly is not him...unless you are partially blind and aren't wearing your glasses while looking at Motifake (cont)
HAHA - May 7, 2009, 8:44 pm
Go get some more money from your buddy Hugo.
Justin - January 11, 2009, 1:46 pm
Wanted sucked. Angelina Jolie was the best part about that movie, and Morgan Freeman is boss.
Lloyd - December 4, 2008, 7:15 pm
Who wouldn't love Wanted? Apart from the fact Angelina Jolie was in it... I think they just got him to say this because he hasn't really acted like a black man.
Akyoyo - September 3, 2008, 12:17 pm
I loved Wanted.


BIG GUNS -




ANIMALS -




HOLIDAY -




FORGETFULNESS -




THE INTERNET -




TRADITIONS -


TAGS: hunting on easter egg island
Rating: 4.66/5

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GaryO - April 9, 2012, 8:41 am
Thanx Bud
Budog - April 9, 2012, 3:22 am
Awesome 5L
GaryO - April 8, 2012, 5:52 pm
Thanx Rick…tried my hand at a farsidian theme. Larson could really bring it
Rick69 - April 8, 2012, 5:41 pm
Absolutely loving this... "God, a little help here..." XD


NEVER TOO EARLY - To start planning the Christmas feast... Now to find a hollowed out elf skull to serve it in...




IT'S OKAY MOM - He's promised me extra eggs this year.




LOYALTY -


TAGS: the man who inspires loyalty will never die alone or at least his death will not go unwitnessed
Rating: 4.76/5

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Airman - June 2, 2010, 12:56 pm
5 berries, not only for the funny, but for the symmetry of having the last line be one word. I believe this is a new visual frontier.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2010, 12:01 pm
Just. Amazing. Very nice.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 30, 2010, 9:33 pm
Brilliant...as usual...wish I could talk like that...but those brain cells were last used in college...where they died
spacedog - May 29, 2010, 9:16 pm
Bark? 5L.
ICEMAN - May 29, 2010, 6:02 pm
Good doggie.
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 3:10 pm
LMAO!


BREAST CANCER AWARENESS - The loss of a titty is enough to bring tears to my eyes.


TAGS: baby breast
Rating: 4.72/5

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GET OFF MY LAWN -




TAKE IT FROM THIS GUY - Life is full of challenges. Being happy shouldn't be one of them.




JOB SECURITY IN 2012 - "Fiscal end's not looking too good. So we're getting rid of your department."




KNOWING WHEN RUNNING IS FUTILE - This is one of those times


TAGS: beast run
Rating: 4/5

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AcidRain - July 30, 2012, 6:04 pm
I could take him. Bring it on.
GaryO - July 30, 2012, 8:33 am
The poster is OK, but Steve’s comment gave me an incurable lol. So I won’t type my ‘Gramma, back in your room!’ comment…..wait
SteveFurlong - July 29, 2012, 6:23 pm
Beats me. If it had a pot gut I would say it was my ex-wife.
project28 - July 29, 2012, 5:37 pm
What's this from?


THE CRACKEN - She Hath Returned


TAGS: cracken beast
Rating: 3.14/5

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David A - February 4, 2010, 12:02 pm
AAAHHHH MOMMY, 5 MORE MINUTES IN THE POOL?
phydeaux - December 30, 2009, 6:29 pm
[email protected] has been seen cannot be unseen...pass the HydroSulfuric Acid please. My eyes need washing...
Faceplant31 - December 30, 2009, 12:20 pm
Just make it look like an accident that and brush up on some CSI episodes and not make the same mistakes as the ones who get caught
R.S.Jake - December 30, 2009, 12:16 pm
Not for a mercy killing. Unless your lawyer sucks...
Grim [email protected] - December 30, 2009, 12:10 pm
I'd say this is jail bait, but not for the reason your thinking... You still go to jail for murder right?
Fatt Matt - December 30, 2009, 11:39 am
Holy shit!! I'm gonna have nightmares.


GOTHOPOTAMUS -


TAGS: gothopotamus fat goth beast
Rating: 2.98/5

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bill - October 11, 2009, 3:31 pm
sadly yes
faulty switch - September 10, 2009, 11:56 pm
be a functional person in society or go back to your room and sit there. life is gonna suck. take off the makeup and get over it.
D1RTY - August 27, 2009, 11:03 am
THAT FAT BITCH GOTS A BEARD ?? OH WAIT IT'S A DUDE HA DUMB ASS


I'LL NEVER BE YOUR BEAST OF BURDEN - I Walk For Miles...My Feet Are Hurtin'.. All I Want...Is You To Make Love To Meeee. ~ Rolling Stones




I SAID HAPPY EASTER! - You want to date my sister? HAPPY EASTER!!! There's gonna be a NorEaster??


TAGS: timmys they are a real pain in the ass merry easter
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by MO

MO - April 24, 2011, 12:12 pm
Merry Easter Motifake!
Faceplant31 - April 5, 2010, 11:39 am
Good one MO
forseti - April 4, 2010, 3:19 pm
ROFL 5!


HAPPY HALLOWEEN! - From ghoulies & ghosties - And long-legged beasties ... And things that go bump in the night, Good Lord! ... Deliver us!(Old Scottish saying)




Brothel -


TAGS: isis brothel sheep beastiality terrorist
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - February 23, 2015, 9:04 pm
Thank you kindly :))
Reality Lord - February 23, 2015, 8:53 pm

infinitely better than mine. this is flawless as a demot. best i've seen in awhile. quick and clean.
JesusWept - February 23, 2015, 7:07 am
Thanks! You inspired me with that sex slave-poster ;)
Reality Lord - February 23, 2015, 6:45 am

ABSOLUTELY.FARGIN.PERFECT


Easter By Jim Gaffigan -




A GOOD LAUGH -


TAGS: when you least expect it
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

Tarapin - April 14, 2011, 8:36 pm
We're especially thankful when milk comes out your nose. Nothing funnier than seeing this happen to someone.
Reality Lord - April 12, 2011, 7:31 pm

lol


ZEUS AND LEDA - It takes a special kind of crazy to think, "The easiest way to seduce a Spartan Queen is to turn myself into a swan..."


TAGS: greek mythology beastiality nsfw
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Rhinosaurus

guyfox - July 17, 2010, 9:22 pm
Greek mythology isn't always understood
Derek - July 15, 2010, 7:28 pm
Nice symmetry between the two birds
GreyScorpion - July 15, 2010, 3:16 pm
that, and No weak @ss Denise posters...
Cubbybear - July 15, 2010, 2:02 pm
The mods always say, if you can do a strict Google search and see the image it's really safe for here.
Zealot - July 15, 2010, 1:54 pm
point rhinosaurus, another thing i thought i'd never say, and it takes even crazier to think that the wife won't find out
Rhinosaurus - July 15, 2010, 1:32 pm
I put the 'NSFW?' tag on it to make sure it got the attention of whomever was doing the accepting/rejecting. Cubby's right though, 'fine art' is loaded with nudity, but I wanted to make sure this poster was okay.
Cubbybear - July 15, 2010, 1:21 pm
I did a strict Google image search for Zeus and Leda. This and many other ART nudes came up. So that's why it passed I'm Guessing
Faceplant31 - July 15, 2010, 12:35 pm
Agreed but what do the nipple nazis at google say?
Cubbybear - July 15, 2010, 12:34 pm
It's called art...REAL nipples are tasteless(LOL),but fine art like this that hang in PUBLIC museums must be OK.
Faceplant31 - July 15, 2010, 11:56 am
Ditto, the last tag is also throwing up a WTF flag? I am sure this one wont be up all to long.
Kung-Fu Devil - July 15, 2010, 11:53 am
I see nipple...


PASIPHAE - When your baby Minotaur asks "How exactly are you my Mommy?" imagine explaining this




BIKINI -


TAGS: life time female behaviour vanity joke season snow sexy leg beauty easter friend
Rating: 3.51/5

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Joe Miller - October 17, 2009, 3:40 am
Thats what I call dedication to your job, ladies!
Preacher Man - October 15, 2009, 11:57 pm
Aww, those poor darlings, they must be so cold. Wonder how we can help warm them up?
ICEMAN - October 15, 2009, 8:16 pm
Hmmm, I'll take the one in the bikini!!!


STUPID HATS -




GOING GREEN - Maybe this is taking it a little too far.


TAGS: beast boy beastboy changeling teen titans tokyo catgirl catgirls anime
Rating: 2.08/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 24, 2010, 2:06 pm
Worstest!


THE EASTER BUNNY - He's straight-up G




I'VE BEEN TOLD - ...they make great pets. The guinea pigs on the other hand can be a bit demanding.


TAGS: pets guineapigs breasts
Rating: 4.78/5

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maoworks2 - July 12, 2012, 6:32 pm
Good One, Light One Up !


CHICK-FAKES -


TAGS: who wants a breast chick fakes
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 1:07 am
Niiiiice
ICEMAN - August 11, 2010, 1:02 am
Yes Aggy, it's true. Chickens have tits.
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:34 pm
Are those real?
ICEMAN - August 10, 2010, 9:44 pm
Mmmmmmm, beer can chicken with lemon. Omm, nommmm nommmm.


SHE'S PACKING -


TAGS: breast weaponry
Rating: 3.82/5

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Kristie - February 2, 2012, 9:10 pm
Goes to show that the alcohol dulls braincells, if she would have thinking clearly she would have thrown donuts with the other hand. They may not have arrested her if she had.


AN EASTER OFFERING - Zombie Jesus will be so pleased.


TAGS: easter spring girl eggs jesus sin ok
Rating: 3.81/5

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Faceplant31 - April 5, 2010, 11:54 am
5L for zombie jesus. I think he would like brains instead of eggs tho


EARTH -




THE TRUTH - WE MUST COVER IT UP!


TAGS: islam muslim terrorist mid east middle east iraq afghanistan iraqi iran
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by scott

BriaHere - July 4, 2009, 9:13 pm
Way to go at failing, Guy-With-Sign.


HAPPY EASTER -


TAGS: bunny easter candy
Rating: 2.8/5

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TheABC - April 28, 2011, 3:39 am
Just had an epic idea, motifake trading cards, think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it,
steph1 - April 24, 2011, 11:42 am
LOL - after the easter holidays you maybe should go see a shrink - get well soon


THIS SIGN -




THE EASTER BUNNY - you have angered him


TAGS: easter bunny
Rating: 2.14/5

More motifakes by amina

amina - February 8, 2009, 7:37 pm
Ha, that owns


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